Laugh-In rerun --

[Erstwhile]

" " ... 60% of the world's methane emissions are produced by human activities ... " "

I see where some enterprising folks are airing Helium and balloons as a replacement for product delivery vehicles instead of those nasty petroleum product users like trucks and planes.  They didn't even have much of the fine print pointing out that Helium is primarily a natural gas derivative as well as a significant ingredient in methane.  Methane is significantly a product of dairy cattle and Washington DC. 

I have a bunch of Natural Gas to sell,  ... well, and a certain amount of methane too.  (Butcher, can we say "fart" on here?)

[billinohio]

Figures don’t lie, BUT, liars can figure!
I don’t fully believe any of these statistics, they are all presented by somebody with an agenda to push.

They are trying to tell us how much better off we would be if humankind was exterminated, except for THEM, of course.

Besides that, helium has gotten very expensive, you don’t see people blowing up helium balloons anymore, do ya?
And then, Uncle Joe sold off a bunch of helium reserves. I suppose his buddies in China wanted some?

[Erstwhile]

On my first day in a College Statistics class, the Prof started off saying: " There are three kinds of liars -- Liars, Damn Liars, and Statisticians. 

[Butcher]

Apr 16, 2024 17:32:13 GMT -6 Erstwhile said:

On my first day in a College Statistics class, the Prof started off saying: " There are three kinds of liars -- Liars, Damn Liars, and Statisticians. 

Many years ago an old friend of mine had this to say about liars, "If you shit yer pants once you stink forever."

[504]

1 bottle of a 300 cubic foot helium tank will run you really close to $400.00. And it will not be less that $400.00.   We only sell medical and laboratory grade now.

[haywood]

Anal Boisterousness'